gilt-y

When Gilt Groupe asked me why I unsubscribed to their mailing list, I replied

"too poor too shop.  don't need a reminder every 2 hours.  when i'm rich, i'll rethink it."

truth.

In the immortal words of Coco

“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”
~Coco Chanel

Day 1

VTBC street sign.  B & C heading down shelburne road for our first day of slingin' teddy's.
We came prepareds; PB&Js, seltzers, granola bars and clemmys and ate our snack on a leopard print couch in the lounge room.

Gearing up!

Caress is gearing up for our first evening of training at Teddy's.

 C is picking up B at 4:55 and we will arrive promptly at 5:30.
Punctuality is so us.  Just kidding, but working on it........

VTBC

Caress Mgmt will be departing on a new and uncharted voyage.

As soon-to-be seasonal employees of the Vermont Teddy Bear Company, Caress will be "slingin' bears" January 25th through February 13th.
VTTBC was more than accommodating in allowing us to have identical schedules so we can carpool to and fro work every day.

Caress goes to the Factory. We secretly hope we get free bears (fingers crossed).

Hope for Haiti Now

Jennifer Hudson....amazing.
Madonna....timeless.
Jay-Z and Rhianna.... why Bono? (love you, ...but not a fit)
JT and that other guy... white boy- soulful
Beyonce... lovely, always.

JWoww!!

jwoww-from-jersey-shore-wants-to-sell-you-her-racy-low-cut-top

 

                                   (Babe)

http://www.stylelist.com/2010/01/20/jwoww-from-jersey-shore-wants-to-sell-you-her-racy-low-cut-top/

Mirror Mirror on the wall

Well, I like Penny Lane, Orgasm, Super Orgasm, Cactus Flower... KISS me...

(P.S. MJ lovez KISS)

Caress is Frosty!

(Lips!)

"When I was you're age, Brenna, I used to frost all the time." ~C

We are Caress.

Thrifters.  Gleaners.  Foodies.  Winos.  Princesses.  Golden Girls.  Best friends.  Stiletto Stoners.

Blanche and Rose.  C & B.

Lots of Love for: 

MJ, snowboarding, Vogue, NYC, BTV, Dr. Drew, Housewives, crumping, Benicio del Toro, Chelsea Lately, camel faces, doodles, BSJ, SJP, the silent S, Lindsey Lohan's Golden Globe (after party) dress,

(Babe)

Not to mention:

Ladies night, ghetto gold anything, meow, Snooki, unicorns, Auntie Tour, Cynthia, Miley & Max, dog-beds, Chelsea cookin', Love and Life, Tits in the Kitchen, GaGa, GTL, Crane Lake (our proud, yet unaware, official sponsor),

(Babe)

and, of course...Margie & the Norskie's!!